Want to see the new Assassin’s Creed III trailer, eh? Well, you’d better be 18. If I find that someone under the age of 18 watches the ungated YouTube video below I will march straight to your house and tell your parents.

As you can see, it’s set during the American Civil War, when Canada fought Mexico over the right to Orlando.

It looks even a bit Total War in places. Which it clearly isn’t. But it’s good to get out in the woods.