I know Dead Space is a popular franchise that I need to cover, but I know less than nothing about it, and I don’t have any real desire to learn anything about it, so instead of making a bunch of incorrect generalizations about this lengthy look at Dead Space 3, I’m just going to post it for the people who care and shut the hell up.
Archive for the ‘¬ Xbox / Xbox One’ Category
Here’s 20 Minutes of Dead Space 3 Being All Dead Space-y, or Something
Penny Arcade: Prohibitively Long Title 3 Trail Is Very Silly
That thing right there? I do believe it’s some form of Moroccan crab man, and its virtual existence forces me to face a very profound dilemma. See, I am immediately curious about every facet of its existence – context within the story, capabilities, linguistic background, favorite food, blood type, opinion on jazz music’s current place in society, what crabomancy actually entails, etc – but, on second thought, maybe I don’t want answers to any of those things.
LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes
Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes transports the series’ problems to an open world, but winning humor shines through the clouds. High above the crime-ridden streets of Gotham City, a spotlight beckons the Caped Crusader.
Resurrection of Resurrection of Evil: Doom 3 BFG Date
Aha, I was a bit worried this might not see a PC release. Weird on both counts, given PC was originally its lead platform and, well,
it’s a pretty boring game so it’s strange that I’d care. Absent makes the heart grow less exasperated, I suppose. Yes, Doom 3 BFG, complete with new sections, improved levels, tuned controls, added checkpoints and sweet mother of God a mounted-flashlight, will be out on PC. When? MAYBE I’M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
Pole Dancing Juliet Gameplay Video – Lollipop Chainsaw
After getting her groove on out in the stripper pole, Juliet beheads some zombie patrons. Players can latch on to it and spin around to hit multiple zombies. That kept zombies away, but the pole vanished after using it. I then resorted to my hit-to-make-dizzy strategy to take down the undead horde.
Persona 4 Arena
Developed in partnership with genre master Arc System Works, Persona 4 Arena uses gorgeous, hand-drawn, high definition 2D anime-style fighters and colorful, over-the-top special effects to bring to life characters from the acclaimed, highly popular Persona 3 and Persona 4.
Alien Fear
You play as a highly trained commando on a sabotage mission, with the action taking place “across beautifully composed sci-fi vistas”. The intention is to make a “visceral, non-stop, run-and-gun action” downloadable title.
Ice Age: Continental Drift – Arctic Games
Activision has announced the forthcoming release of Ice Age: Continental Drift – Arctic Games, which will be launched this summer on all major consoles, including the Wii, presumably to tie in with the Olympic Games in London.
Future Graphics Face Off
These aren’t just future graphics. These are future graphics going head-to-head, mano-a-mano. This is next gen graphics death match. Earlier this week, Square Enix showed off its graphics created by its brand new game engine tech, the Luminous Engine.Tonight, Epic games unveiled its new game engine, the Unreal Engine 4.Two next gen game engine with two realtime demos.
E3 Video Roundup
Missed the E3 coverage? Never fear, Ross Everett is here to take you on a whistle-stop tour of the event while cracking funnies, hassling attendees and generally being a giant doofus. Enjoy!