Want to see the new Assassin’s Creed III trailer, eh? Well, you’d better be 18. If I find that someone under the age of 18 watches the ungated YouTube video below I will march straight to your house and tell your parents.
Archive for the ‘¬ Xbox / Xbox One’ Category
Uncivil War: Assassin’s Creed III Gets An In-Game Trailer
Posted on May 17, 2012 10:00:29 AM
Hitman: Sniper Challenge Aiming For August Launch
Posted on May 16, 2012 10:00:29 AM
Hm, I’m not sure how to feel about this. I mean, I’m not usually a fan of pre-order bonuses – especially given how inconsequential they ultimately turn out to be relative to how frequently they’re paraded in front of us, bells jingling and doves emerging from places where doves shouldn’t be (sleeves, obviously). Also, there was a time when this would’ve been a free demo or teaser available to all. But, nowadays, those take extra time and money a lot of developers don’t have, so I suppose Hitman‘s upcoming Sniper Challenge is – at least, speculatively – justifiable.
Max Payne 3′s Launch Trailer Is A Week Early
Posted on May 15, 2012 10:00:25 AM
Maybe the launch trailer arrived before the game because Max Payne 3, like it’s titular bearded/cleanshaven renegade cop/angry vest, is currently diving toward its release date in slow motion. It really wants to be on your hard drive, honest it does, but it wants to arrive in style and preferably while shooting sixteen guns simultaneously into every other game you have installed in order to make room for itself. Whatever the case, the video should be filed under ‘portentous’ and ‘containing admirable discussions of the nature of healing and time’.
Sleeping Dogs
Posted on May 14, 2012 02:25:33 AM
Sleeping Dogs is a open world crime drama video game, developed by United Front Games in conjunction with Square Enix London Studios and published by Square Enix, to be released on August 14, 2012 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.[5] Sleeping Dogs will take place in Hong Kong and focuses on an undercover operation to infiltrate the Triads.
OK, The Asura’s Wrath-Meets-Street Fighter DLC Looks Well Worth $2
Posted on May 11, 2012 10:00:32 AM
Here’s a clip of today’s newly-released Asura vs. Ryu, Asura’s Wrath-meets-Street Fighter downloadable content for Asura’s Wrath.
It might even be the hold thing… we’re not sure. But, hey, it looks really fun. I might pony up for this.
The DLC is called “Lost Episode 1.” It costs $2 to download on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.
Carrot In Hell: Wrath Of The Dead Rabbit
Posted on May 10, 2012 05:25:52 PM
What’s the best game with an exclamation mark in its title? Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit has one but I’m going to stop using it now because it’s awkward and silly, which could well be an accurate description of the game itself.
Max Payne 3: Multiplayer
Posted on May 10, 2012 02:06:00 AM
Max Payne 3 is the third installment in Rockstar Games Max Payne series and is set eight years after the events of the last installment. No longer a cop, Max is close to washed-up, drunk and addicted to painkillers. Without a job on the force, Max has left the greater New York area, and finds himself in Sao Paulo, Brazil, working as private security.
The Elder Scrolls Online Teases Us Ouroborosly
Posted on May 8, 2012 10:00:28 AM
I would have gone for something about teaser trailer / TESer trailer, but it just wasn’t working. Well, make your own headline, anyway: here’s the promise-filled logo-panning teaser for The Elder Scrolls Online. It has Michael Gambon’s voice tell us about the empty throne and the alliance of dark forces, which seems like a pretty good basis for getting excited about anything.
Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse
Posted on May 8, 2012 02:11:25 AM
Activision bringing Griffin family to Xbox 360 and PS3 later this year in new title inspired by universe-hopping “Road to the Multiverse” episode from show’s eighth season. Gamers yearning to take part in the wacky hijinks of the Family Guy series will have a new console title to play this fall.
CoDBlOps: 2 – More Of The Same?
Posted on May 3, 2012 04:09:06 PM
If you liked Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare, Call Of Duty: World At War, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 – Stimulus Package, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 – Resurgence Pack, Call Of Duty: Black Ops, Call Of Duty: Black Ops – First Strike Content Pack, Call Of Duty: Black Ops – Escalation Content Pack, Call Of Duty: Black Ops – Annihilation Content Pack and Call Of Duty: Black Ops – Rezurrection Content Pack, hang onto your hats because this is going to BLOW YOU AWAY.